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Moon Quotes by Jack Handey
- I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the…
- Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been…
- Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight? Also what's…
- Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher.…
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- I think we're going to the moon because it's in the nature of the human being to face challenges. It's by the… — Neil Armstrong
- Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon. July 1969 AD. We came in peace for all mankind. — Neil Armstrong
- I thought the attractions of being an astronaut were actually, not so much the Moon, but flying in a completely new medium. — Neil Armstrong
- I can honestly say - and it's a big surprise to me - that I have never had a dream about being… — Neil Armstrong
- The moon is brighter since the barn burned. — Matsuo Basho
- There is nothing you can see that is not a flower; there is nothing you can think that is not the moon. — Matsuo Basho
- We knew it was going to be difficult to get to the moon. We didn't know how difficult. — Alan Bean
- I've got some news... I'm delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to… — Adele
- 'And for my part, Gentlemen,' said I, 'that I may put in for a share, and guess with the rest; not to… — Cyrano de Bergerac
- 'Easter' is a movable event, calculated by the relative positions of sun and moon, an impossible way of fixing year by year… — Annie Besant
- I'm very influenced by jazz drummers. I always liked drummers like Roger Taylor, Keith Moon, Ian Paice, John Densmore. I just learned… — Steven Adler
- If the Sun and Moon should ever doubt, they'd immediately go out. — William Blake