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Mistake Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen.'
- I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend."
- When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight. You have to allow the head to breathe.
- During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
- I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he…
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