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Million Quotes by Dave Barry
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm…
- Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million…
- This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be…
- Tokyo is huge. Something like 15 million people live there, and my estimate is that at any given moment, 14.7 million of them are lost.
- Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly.…
More Million Quotes
- Tourism is a crucial industry that could employ millions of Filipinos, skilled and unskilled alike, cross those 7,107 islands of the Philippines.… — Benigno Aquino III
- There are some four million different kinds of animals and plants in the world. Four million different solutions to the problems of… — David Attenborough
- Very few species have survived unchanged. There's one called lingula, which is a little shellfish, a little brachiopod about the size of… — David Attenborough
- On some summer days in New York City, the air hangs thickly visible, like the combined exhalations of eight million souls. Steam… — Diane Ackerman
- The Postal Service delivers mail six days a week to nearly 140 million addresses. Every year this number increases by 2 million. — Joe Baca
- You don't want a million answers as much as you want a few forever questions. The questions are diamonds you hold in… — Richard Bach
- I have a fantastic studio in my home, and it's my biggest toy. I have about a half a million dollars worth… — Antonio Banderas
- If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other… — Charles Barkley
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes… — Dave Barry
- Oh, I would love to be a motivational speaker. I have pulled myself out of a million potholes, and I can see… — Drew Barrymore
- I was in Washington, D.C., on the morning show, by the time I was 18, programming a station by 19, No. 1… — Glenn Beck
- It's estimated that there may be two hundred and fifty million children in the world engaged in some form of exploitative child… — Carol Bellamy