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Met Quotes by Steven Wright
- I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
- I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not…
- I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was…
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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