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- I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that… — Roseanne Barr
- A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't… — Joan Rivers
- I did many interviews, and went out and talked to many people and went to rallies. It was the same thing with… — Cybill Shepherd
- It's okay to talk about birth, okay - then menstruation. I first started my advocacy for women's health in the field of… — Cybill Shepherd
- You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because… — Brooke Hogan
- Other people get moody in their forties and fifties - men get the male menopause. I missed the whole thing. I was… — Rik Mayall
- According to the Western model, pregnancy is a disease, menopause is a disease, and even getting pregnant is a disease. Dangerous drugs… — Barbara Seaman
- Transsexualism is, basically, just another, more drastic twist on the male menopause — Julie Burchill
- The first indication of menopause is a broken thermostat. It's either that or your weight. In any case, if you don't do… — Dorothea Benton Frank
- If menopause is the silent passage, 'male menopause' is the unspeakable passage. It is fraught with secrecy, shame, and denial. It is… — Gail Sheehy
- I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. — Dave Barry
- Why must the woman apologize for not having a baby just because she happened to get pregnant? It's as if we think… — Katha Pollitt