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Mean Quotes by George Carlin
- Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
- What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
- In Hawaii they say, "aloha." That's a nice one, It means both "hello" and "good-bye" Which just goes to show, if you spend enough time…
- The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
- Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To get on before…
- The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he…
- Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
- Meow” means “woof” in cat.
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What…
- Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town.
More Mean Quotes
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- I hate to look at the stuff I've written and consider what it means or why I do it. — J. J. Abrams
- Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. — Aristotle
- Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit. — Aristotle
- Courage is a mean with regard to fear and confidence. — Aristotle
- Temperance is a mean with regard to pleasures. — Aristotle
- In making a speech one must study three points: first, the means of producing persuasion; second, the language; third the proper arrangement… — Aristotle
- Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and… — Aristotle
- Excellence, then, is a state concerned with choice, lying in a mean, relative to us, this being determined by reason and in… — Aristotle
- I mean there's enormous pressures to harmonize freedom of speech legislation and transparency legislation around the world - within the E.U., between… — Julian Assange
- When I was a little kid - and even still - I loved magic tricks. When I saw how movies got made… — J. J. Abrams
- If you read quickly to get through a poem to what it means, you have missed the body of the poem. — M H Abrams