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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at…
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show…
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Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I…
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.…
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
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You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years.…
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But just maybe sometimes being even more patient. Even though I thought I did that much better this year, and sometimes, you…
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Okay, so maybe sometimes the real world is smiles and miracles.
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I'm addicted to something at all times. Like, it's always music, but maybe sometimes it's a pair of pants or something else.…
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Maybe sometimes I have been wrong with some movies. Anyway, I try to do my best.
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Am I grumpy? I might be. But I think maybe sometimes it's misinterpreted.
— Harrison Ford
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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free…
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