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Make You Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and…
- If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How…
- When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs…
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