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- I do like to cook; I'm sort of a mad scientist in the kitchen. — Kyle Chandler
- For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for… — Jack Handey
- Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We're all trying to experiment to find a way to live, to solve… — David Cronenberg
- I know I love sexy surf guitars, I know I love loud snare. I love really simple repeating bass lines, and I… — Kathleen Hanna
- I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful… — S. J. Perelman
- Be authentic to your dreams. Be authentic to your own idea about yourself. Grind away at your own minds and bodies until… — Warren Ellis
- I whirled around and saw no one. No psychotic mad scientists, anyway. "Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was was Fang, and he was… — James Patterson
- If it makes you feel any better, you’re not as bad as Keith. He was here earlier today and was so nervous,… — Richelle Mead
- My inner chemistry had been hijacked by a mad scientist, who poured the fizzy, volatile contents of my heart from a test tube… — Jonathan Lethem
- It's the oldest story in the world. Boy loves girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back thanks to the unethical behavior… — Mira Grant
- You're a mad scientist,' said Maggie, in what may well have been intended as a reassuring tone. 'We don't expect you to… — Mira Grant
- My only non-acting job was being a barista at Coffee Bean. While I was in college, and I had a blast! I… — Troian Bellisario