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I went out with a guy who once told me I didnâ€™t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richieâ€™s baby shower, and theyâ€™re serving sushi. Awesome, Parisâ€”sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Iâ€™ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.
I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.
Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a…
This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos…

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