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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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A man in love will jump to pick up a glove or a bouquet for a silly girl of sixteen, whilst at…
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All I ever wanted to do was play the drums; I felt good about myself when I played the drums. So I…
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A critic is a lug-worm in the liver of literature.
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We're bar room buddies and we're the best kind, nobody messes with that friend of mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, bar room buddy of mine.
— Merle Haggard
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My mom breastfed me for more than a year, and I can't imagine doing it any other way. It's cheap and much…
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Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the…
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He existed a step or two to one side of the common world, largely out of sight, a shadow, all but invisible.…
— James Sallis
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If I could tell the story in words, I wouldn't need to lug around a camera.
— Lewis Hine
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Give me some root beer, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
— The Beach Boys
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