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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
— Dave Attell
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Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don't have to be good at them to enjoy them.
— Barry Goldwater
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our…
— Jack Handey
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I found a sound that people really liked - I found this basic concept and all I did was change the lyrics…
— Buck Owens
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When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding…
— Dale Earnhardt
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Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach,…
— Greg Behrendt
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Mama wanted me to be a preacher. I told her coachin' and preachin' were a lot alike.
— Bear Bryant
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Have you noticed that hooah, oorah, hooyah, etc sound a lot alike? we fight side by side, we bring each other home,…
— Sarah Moores
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I think I am most like Khloe. A lot of people say me and Khloe are a lot alike.
— Kendall Jenner
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