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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
— Dave Barry
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It's really important to like what you're wearing. It's pretty clear when I don't like what I'm wearing, and it's pretty clear…
— Kristen Stewart
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I think I look cool. I don't know about the other three but I look cool, I am cool.
— Larry Mullen, Jr.
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Back in those days, all us skinny white British kids were trying to look cool and sound black. And there was Hendrix,…
— Ronnie Wood
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Guitars are fun. There are plenty of different kinds to play. They look cool. They sound cool. Don't *you* want to play…
— Joe Satriani
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When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely…
— Greg Gutfeld
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I don't think it's the most important thing in life to fit it. I think it's the most important thing in life…
— Taylor Swift
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My friend and I sang an a cappella rendition of Extreme's 'More Than Words' at one of our football pep rallies in…
— Ed Helms
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You can't not look cool with a crossbow.
— Norman Reedus
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Every time I take a photo, it goes into SnapSeed. Even if it's just a price tag on something, it still goes…
— Hunter Hayes
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Snobbery might sometimes look cool, like smoking, but the end result is usually a repelling one.
— Trent Zelazny
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Speed isn't everything; you gotta look cool on the touge too.
— Keiichi Tsuchiya
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