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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room.
— Muhammad Ali
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What I meant by that is, any time you have adversity, now you've got a chance to see all of these guys…
— Mike Shanahan
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Of course we women gossip on occasion. But our appetite for it is not as avid as a man s. It is…
— Phyllis McGinley
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There are three things important to every man in this locker room. His God, his family, and the Green Bay Packers. In…
— Vince Lombardi
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I celebrate a victory when I start walking off the field. By the time I get to the locker room, I'm done.
— Tom Osborne
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The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room.
— Sammy Cahn
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With that locker room I could sleep there after games.
— LeBron James
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I will have no problem coming to practice on time. The locker room is great, but we have to prove ourselves on…
— LeBron James
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I don't see us having a problem. It's going to be my job to manage the locker room, anyway, so it will…
— Shaquille O'Neal
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You have to be extreme to be exceptional. I couldn't revel in being number one. I had to get to zero. When…
— Jim Courier
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We had an awesome locker room of girls, and I'm honored to have shared a locker room with all those girls.
— Amy Dumas
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Several of my critics have said, 'Bowerman just tacks up a piece of paper in the locker room and turns his runners…
— Bill Bowerman
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