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Lived Quotes by Jack Handey
- I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because…
- If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some…
- I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns-regular sun and "rogue" sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was,…
- Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to get back in…
- I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he…
- I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a…
- If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm…
- If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you…
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- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every… — Brooks Atkinson
- The people you see in Nigeria today have always lived as neighbors in the same space for as long as we can… — Chinua Achebe
- Thousands have lived without love, not one without water. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- No poet or novelist wishes he were the only one who ever lived, but most of them wish they were the only… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Tomorrow is nothing, today is too late; the good lived yesterday. — Marcus Aurelius
- India saw from the beginning, and, even in her ages of reason and her age of increasing ignorance, she never lost hold… — Sri Aurobindo
- I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I… — Diane Ackerman
- Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and societies; but the compelling force of all times… — Ansel Adams
- One of the places where we lived when I was growing up had this big wood out the back. And starting when… — Christian Bale
- Men, women, and children who cannot live on gravity alone need something to satisfy their gayer, lighter moods and hours, and he… — P T Barnum
- We lived, until I was 12 or so, in communal apartment with five different families and the same kitchen, in two little… — Mikhail Baryshnikov