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Live Quotes by Jack Handey
- It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto…
- I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size,…
- When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like that: we grow…
- I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on,…
- Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut, people around the world all want the same thing: a better…
- If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
- If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of…
More Live Quotes
- With a goose-quill and a few sheets of paper, I mock myself of the universe. They say I am the son of… — Pietro Aretino
- We live in an age of instant knowledge. And there's almost a sense of entitlement to that. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- We make war that we may live in peace. — Aristotle
- Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. — Aristotle
- The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he… — Aristotle
- Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives. — Richard Bach
- Live never to be ashamed if anything you say or do is published around the world, even if what is said is… — Richard Bach
- In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. — Richard Bach
- I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches. — Fred Armisen
- The police can't protect consumers. People need to be more aware and educated about identity theft. You need to be a little… — Frank Abagnale
- I don't want to live in an ivory tower, being the songwriter who just turns inward. — Billie Joe Armstrong