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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.
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Most of the exercise I get is from standing and walking around laboratory tables all day. I derive more benefit and entertainment…
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Painting is like golf; the fewer strokes I take, the better the picture.
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I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.
— Dave Barry
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Actually, performing is a lot like golf. You are alone, so vulnerable.
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I don't like golf. It's not for me, it's too quiet.
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I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing.
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And I don't really like golf. I know a lot of English footballers play, but I know that if I go with…
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Surfing is like golf: You're always battling, and it keeps knocking you down. There are a lot of wipeouts. But when you…
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Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't…
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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take…
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