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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
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The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.
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The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy.
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It was a long time ago, we were in the office, and we had finished work exhausted. A friend of a friend…
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I'm really good at World of Warcraft. Like, crazy good. Put me in front of a computer and it's like I enter…
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I'm working toward a CD that will have all of you dancing like crazy.
— Paula Abdul
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Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.
— Julie Bowen
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Facebook was founded on February 4, 2004. On February 5, we were feeling pretty confident, even from observing the first few hours…
— Dustin Moskovitz
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That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell…
— Humphrey Bogart
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You can't expect yourself to be already peaking like crazy in an exhibition tournament.
— Roger Federer
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Every match I go into, I'm the huge favorite. I lose a set and it's, like, crazy.
— Roger Federer
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If God were to appear in my room, obviously I would be in awe, but I don't think I would be humble.…
— Marc Bolan
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