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- Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
- I like children - fried.
- Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
- Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
- I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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