"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant……" — W.C. Fields
"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."
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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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I think love can come fairly easily and grow - but really liking the core essence of someone is a…
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
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I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and…
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I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and…
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I have six-year-old fans that weren't even around for 'Genie in a Bottle' or even 'Fighter.'
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I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
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To me, I think people who don't think it's a big deal to toss a plastic bottle in the garbage…
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of…
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,'…
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Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.
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I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and…
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On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there's no real work to be done,…
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