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Legs Quotes by Jack Handey
- Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he…
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
- When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too…
More Legs Quotes
- Winning is about heart, not just legs. It's got to be in the right place. — Lance Armstrong
- I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your legs don't… — Arthur Ashe
- Just advertising departments with legs and high heels. — Richard Avedon
- I thought if anyone need a leg up, it was our foster children. So, I started getting involved in education reform, and… — Michele Bachmann
- I then realized my appearance was a bit odd. My right leg was no longer with me. It had caught somewhere in… — Douglas Bader
- I do love shoes that make my legs longer. I have the upper body of someone who's 5ft 8in, so high heels… — Amy Adams
- I was told once if I kept breaking things on my legs, that I wasn't going to be able to walk soon,… — Travis Barker
- Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward. — Djuna Barnes
- The dance can reveal everything mysterious that is hidden in music, and it has the additional merit of being human and palpable.… — Charles Baudelaire
- Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. — Ambrose Bierce
- Gender is between your ears and not between your legs. — Chaz Bono
- My stories run up and bite me on the leg - I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the… — Ray Bradbury