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Leaves Quotes by Jack Handey
- What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get…
- Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now.
- I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but…
- I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.
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