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Laughing Quotes by Steven Wright
- If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
- I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
- I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
- I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
- Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
- Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
- Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
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