"Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor." — Steven Wright

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• We're dabbling in eugenics all the time, breeding ideal crops to replace less aesthetic or nutritious or hardy varieties; leveling… — Diane Ackerman
• But it's not just the cattle producers, it's all the attendant industries like transport and shipping and feed producers and… — Julie Bishop
• Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon… — Mark Bittman
• I wanted to be like my father, who was a cattle man and a rodeo roper. And that was -… — Dave Brubeck
• My dad was the manager at the 45,000-acre ranch, but he owned his own 1,200-acre ranch, and I owned four… — Dave Brubeck
• "You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you" — Lil Wayne
• A study of Disease-of Pestilences methodically prepared and deliberately launched upon man and beast-is certainly being pursue in the laboratories… — Winston Churchill
• Restfulness is a quality for cattle; the virtues are all active, life is alert. — Robert Louis Stevenson
• What passing-bells for these who die as cattle? Only the monstrous anger of the guns. — Wilfred Owen
• Come to earth to taste our sadness, He whose glories knew no end. By His life He brings us gladness,… — Charles Wesley
• Freedom is not empowerment. Empowerment is what the Serbs have in Bosnia. Anybody can grab a gun and be empowered.… — P.J. O'Rourke
• Forests and trees make significant direct contributions to the nutrition of poor households ... [as] rural communities in Central Africa… — Frances Ford Seymour

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