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- Well, first of all, I was asked by Ross Perot on a telephone call in March of 1992 if, since he had… — James Stockdale
- Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a… — Jerry Lawler
- Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ. — Anthony Jeselnik
- I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I… — Joy Behar
- Some time ago, I told Larry King that I planned to live to be 102. I still do. — Maureen O'Hara
- People will come up to me everywhere and say, 'Ah, I saw you on 'Larry King,'' and, 'Ah, I saw you on… — Mattie Stepanek
- Nothing shocks me anymore. I've embraced men in thongs, I've embraced women with padded bras. I mean, I can embrace Larry King… — Johnny Weir
- Who elected Larry King America's grief counselor? We, the viewing public, did, by driving up his ratings whenever somebody famous passes. — James Wolcott
- A typical 'Larry King Live' is a pastiche whose absurdism defies parody. Wearing his trademark suspenders and purple shirts, he looks as… — James Wolcott
- Like Andy Warhol and unlike God Almighty, Larry King does not presume to judge; all celebrities are equal in his eyes, saints… — James Wolcott
- I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in… — Dave Barry
- Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought… — Jay Leno