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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Larry David makes me laugh.
— Mary J. Blige
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I wish I could play bass like Larry Graham or Bootsy Collins. My God, I'd give up just about everything else for…
— Anthony Bourdain
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Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I got 'Mike…
— Billy Gardell
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We'd go out in Larry's hippie van and drive out all around Dallas. He loved Chinese food, he'd go in and say.…
— Steve Kanaly
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I'd like to think that the nature of the two teams - Boston being a championship team over the years and the…
— Oscar Robertson
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People say that, but I think the NBA was bigger than Larry Bird and Magic Johnson.
— Oscar Robertson
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We're all Americans trying to compete. Magic was competing for his team and Larry for his team.
— Oscar Robertson
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My coach told me, "Larry, no matter how much you work at it, there's always someone out there who's working just a…
— Larry Bird
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Take a one way trip down to Larry Land!
— Unknown Author
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To this culture warrior, gay marriage is not a vital issue. I don't believe the republic will collapse if Larry marries Brendan.…
— Bill O'Reilly
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I'm not interested, Larry, in being a perfect, plastic pop singer that looks great in bikinis and is on the cover of…
— Lady Gaga
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Larry Geller’s Leaves of Elvis’ Garden is by far the best book I have ever read about Elvis. It is emotional, revealing and…
— Uri Geller
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