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• Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more…
• The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
• Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than…
• I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
• I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
• How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and…
• Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank…
• Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but…
• I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
• All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
• I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs…
• Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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