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Know How Quotes by Jack Handey
- I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he…
- If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means…
- Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go…
- You know how to paint a room real fast? Just put paint rollers on your feet and then somehow figure out how to skate up…
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