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Kill Quotes by George Carlin
- If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
- Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and…
- There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.
- Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no…
- Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They're always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try…
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
More Kill Quotes
- Today, the Iraqi citizen sees that America is coming and wants to occupy his country and kill him, and he is willing… — Bashar al-Assad
- Guns are evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings! — Mackenzie Astin
- You're never going to kill storytelling, because it's built into the human plan. We come with it. — Margaret Atwood
- Storytelling is a very old human skill that gives us an evolutionary advantage. If you can tell young people how you kill… — Margaret Atwood
- Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really… — Bill Ayers
- If we want to kill Obamacare and we want to end socialized medicine, it must be done in the next election! — Michele Bachmann
- To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure. — Honore de Balzac
- If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how? — Joan Baez
- The only defense is offense, which means that you have to kill more women and children more quickly than the enemy if… — Stanley Baldwin
- The right of a nation to kill a tyrant in case of necessity can no more be doubted than to hang a… — John Adams
- There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create. — Charles Baudelaire
- I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately. — Scott Adams