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Kill Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If less than 100 people wish you a happy birthday on Facebook you should probably just kill yourself
- Text me once, shame on you; text me twice and I'm going to burn your house down and kill your family.
- I'm writing a book called Stop Overreacting. If you guys don't buy it I'm going to kill myself.
- Wives are funny creatures. They don`t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
- Almost all serial killers are men. That's because women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.
- The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the ticks.
- Guns don't kill people. women who drives do.
- It's a beautiful day to kill someone.
- The only reason women need men around the house is because we haven't made a vibrator that can kill spiders.
- I can Kill two stones. With one bird.
- After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for himself. Now he…
- Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.
- If I kill your parents, you'll be a superhero in future.
- Being jealous can't kill you if you're already dead inside.
- I've been in love with the same woman for 10 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!
- I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in…
- When I kill a mosquito I smear its blood on my face like a tribal warrior as a warning to other mosquitos.
- If I make sure I keep my eyes open during the shower, the guy with a chainsaw behind the shower curtain won't kill me.
- Relationships are like plants; I always accidentally kill them.
- Even when your dreams seem impossible, never give up. Tomorrow could be the day you finally kill yourself.
More Kill Quotes
- Today, the Iraqi citizen sees that America is coming and wants to occupy his country and kill him, and he is willing… — Bashar al-Assad
- Guns are evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings! — Mackenzie Astin
- You're never going to kill storytelling, because it's built into the human plan. We come with it. — Margaret Atwood
- Storytelling is a very old human skill that gives us an evolutionary advantage. If you can tell young people how you kill… — Margaret Atwood
- Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really… — Bill Ayers
- If we want to kill Obamacare and we want to end socialized medicine, it must be done in the next election! — Michele Bachmann
- To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure. — Honore de Balzac
- If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how? — Joan Baez
- The only defense is offense, which means that you have to kill more women and children more quickly than the enemy if… — Stanley Baldwin
- The right of a nation to kill a tyrant in case of necessity can no more be doubted than to hang a… — John Adams
- There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create. — Charles Baudelaire
- I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately. — Scott Adams