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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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While public school history courses in the United States stress the horrors of the German Nazi murder of 6 million Jews and…
— Unknown Author
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Inconsiderate to the last, Josef Stalin, a man who never had to meet a deadline, had the bad taste to die in…
— A J Liebling
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A Dream of Undying Fame is a probing, elegant and balanced book. Louis Breger shows how Freud’s traumatic childhood shaped his ambitious,…
— Unknown Author
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We believe in the power of 21st-century international norms. Russian President Vladimir Putin believes in the power of lies and brute force,…
— Rich Lowry
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When I first started to take photographs in Czechoslovakia, I met this old gentleman, this old photographer, who told me a few…
— Josef Koudelka
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The Soviet Union at this time was being run by the Communists, a group of men fierce in their dedication to wearing…
— Dave Barry
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When there's a person, there's a problem. When there's no person, there's no problem. Josef Stalin
— Joseph Stalin
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Someone must have slandered Josef K., for one morning, without having done anything truly wrong, he was arrested.
— Franz Kafka
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Radio was used powerfully by Josef Goebbels to disseminate Nazi propaganda, and just as powerfully by King George VI to inspire the…
— Rebecca MacKinnon
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