Jokes Quotes

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A friend of mine jokes that I have a painstaking royalty complex. Like maybe I was a duke in a past life. — Frank Ocean
Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want… — Patrice O'Neal
Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what. — Josh Peck
The currency of blogging is authenticity and trust... you pay folks to blog about a product and you compromise that. I would almost care about… — Jason Calacanis
I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic. — Eugene Levy
I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out. — Tyler Posey
I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby… — Busy Philipps
I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. — Dana Plato
Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny.… — Todd Phillips
Hour-long TV is no joke. It tests you as a human being. It makes you a stronger person, but it's really crazy. — Rebecca Romijn
I can't crack jokes because I don't have any. — Rene Redzepi
Scandinavian-Danish cuisine was something quite rustic, mostly known for pastries and smorgasbord cuisine, which in itself has become a joke. — Rene Redzepi
I used to watch 'Coming to America' every day after school. I have full-on long-running inside jokes with friends and family about different scenes in… — Gabourey Sidibe
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's… — Bob Saget
Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing. — Jennifer Saunders
Growing up, I was watched by my parents and strongly critiqued. Instead of saying they loved me or showing physical attention, they would joke that… — Neil Strauss
The whole experience of doing a sitcom is... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it's also terrifying. — Lea Thompson
I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long. — Robin Thicke
I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel to drive the… — Yulia Tymoshenko
That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like… — Alan Vega
You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke. — Benjamin Walker
Character is character and voice is voice, which translates nicely from writing novels to writing TV. But the process is different. You have a writer's… — Jennifer Weiner
And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written. — Laura Wade
The coming-of-age story has sort of become a joke. It's something to capitalize on, and that is painful because when you are coming of age… — Mae Whitman

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