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Jokes Quotes by Emo Philips
- My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are…
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way,…
- Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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