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Up Quotes by Emo Philips
- I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
- I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.
- People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.
- People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'
- I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that…
- Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a…
- I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They…
- When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried…
- I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
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- All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. — Aristotle
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- Yet, so far from laboring to know the forbidden tree of worldly pleasures and its various fruits, man gives himself up to… — Johann Arndt
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman