"So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there……" — Emo Philips

"So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon."

— Emo Philips

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More Harpoon Quotes

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A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator. — Homer
The feel of a good row stays with you hours afterward. Your muscles glow, your mind wanders from the papers… — Barry S. Strauss
A man moves through time. It means nothing except that, like a harpoon, once thrown he will arrive. — Anne Carson
. . I tell you Dain is a splendid catch. I advise you to set your hooks and reel him… — Loretta Chase
Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon. — Daniel Handler
All men live enveloped in whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught… — Herman Melville
Have you tried to drive a harpoon through a body? No? Tut, tut, my dear sir, you must really pay… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Tell me my heart beats a war drum that my eyes are not just armies but my spine is a… — Buddy Wakefield
We have sat on the river bank and caught catfish with pin hooks. The time has come to harpoon a… — John Hope
Nothing kills passion faster than an exploding harpoon in the guts — Lara Flores

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