Moron Quotes

179 quotes by 147 authors

It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron.… — Lewis Black
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to… — Jasper Carrott
Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light. — David Ferrier
People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron.... So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and… — Robert Pattinson
Every great thinker is someone else's moron. — Umberto Eco
I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself... yeah right — Davey Havok
Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates. — James Woods
There's a difference between climate & weather, moron! — Pat Sajak
Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most… — Matt Damon
Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a… — Jim Gaffigan
Morons. I've got morons on my team. — Strother Martin
I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are. — Mark Cuban
If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me. — Louie Anderson
Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading… — Alice Cooper
There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete… — Denis Leary
A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have… — Billie Joe Armstrong
Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with — Martin Mull
Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism, — Margaret Sanger
This education has reduced us to a nation of morons; we were strangers to our own culture and camp followers of another culture, feeding on… — R.K. Narayan
That depends. Youâ€™ve got to define â€˜party girl.â€™ If you mean Iâ€™m a walking good time, then hells yeah. But Iâ€™m not wasted and stumbling… — Kesha

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