Moron Quotes
179 quotes by 145 authors
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There's a marketing scheme that tells you that pregnancy and child rearing will make you into a moron, that your kids are only happy when…
— Dar Williams
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An organization that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.
— Bjarne Stroustrup
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The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives…
— David Ogilvy
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I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out. That's…
— Michael Savage
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Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is…
— Dennis Miller
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I am the same kind of moron as the rest of you, it's the method that does the work, for me as well as for…
— Alfred Korzybski
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Wonder, and its expression in poetry and the arts, are among the most important things which seem to distinguish men from other animals, and intelligent…
— Alan Watts
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Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a…
— Leo Szilard
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It is almost an intellectual tradition to pay heed to the insane. In my case those that I most respect are the morons.
— Henri Michaux
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A person may be a moron or an imbecile if he is lacking in judgment; but with good judgment he can never be either. Indeed…
— Alfred Binet
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It seems to us that in intelligence there is a fundamental faculty, the alteration or the lack of which, is of the utmost importance for…
— Alfred Binet
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I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television
— Natalie
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So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
— Emo Philips
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We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
— Aaron McGruder
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be…
— Fran Lebowitz
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Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
— Andy Borowitz
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Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on the bottom of the letter.…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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Unless they can pass the same test that immigrants must pass to become citizens, people shouldnt be allowed to vote. The idea that there is…
— Charley Reese
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American Morons is the work of an original. Like Hitchcock or Ramsey Campbell, the style is precise, alert, and well-mannered, inviting us to enter Hirshberg's…
— Dennis Etchison
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The strength of the computer lies in its being a logic machine. It does precisely what it is programed to do. This makes it fast…
— Peter Drucker
Who Wrote These Moron Quotes
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