Moron Quotes

179 quotes by 145 authors

There's a marketing scheme that tells you that pregnancy and child rearing will make you into a moron, that your kids are only happy when… — Dar Williams
An organization that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only. — Bjarne Stroustrup
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives… — David Ogilvy
I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out. That's… — Michael Savage
Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is… — Dennis Miller
I am the same kind of moron as the rest of you, it's the method that does the work, for me as well as for… — Alfred Korzybski
Wonder, and its expression in poetry and the arts, are among the most important things which seem to distinguish men from other animals, and intelligent… — Alan Watts
Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a… — Leo Szilard
It is almost an intellectual tradition to pay heed to the insane. In my case those that I most respect are the morons. — Henri Michaux
A person may be a moron or an imbecile if he is lacking in judgment; but with good judgment he can never be either. Indeed… — Alfred Binet
It seems to us that in intelligence there is a fundamental faculty, the alteration or the lack of which, is of the utmost importance for… — Alfred Binet
I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television — Natalie
So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. — Emo Philips
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb. — Aaron McGruder
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be… — Fran Lebowitz
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. — Andy Borowitz
Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on the bottom of the letter.… — Ellen DeGeneres
Unless they can pass the same test that immigrants must pass to become citizens, people shouldnt be allowed to vote. The idea that there is… — Charley Reese
American Morons is the work of an original. Like Hitchcock or Ramsey Campbell, the style is precise, alert, and well-mannered, inviting us to enter Hirshberg's… — Dennis Etchison
The strength of the computer lies in its being a logic machine. It does precisely what it is programed to do. This makes it fast… — Peter Drucker

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