"Tell me what it is, or prepare to…" — Daniel Handler
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site.
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
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The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
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You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
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How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?…
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I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then…
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I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink…
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
— Lucille Ball
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I love food and feel that it is something that should be enjoyed. I eat whatever I want. I just…
— Tyra Banks
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In the hospital, I promised myself that I ever walked again, that I would eat well and swim every day.
— Travis Barker
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I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every…
— Ellen Barkin
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Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California…
— Roseanne Barr
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I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat.…
— Roseanne Barr
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
— Todd Barry
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I've been a vegetarian for years and years. I'm not judgemental about others who aren't, I just feel I cannot…
— Drew Barrymore
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I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken,…
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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