"I'm not a fatalist; even if I were,……" — Emo Philips

"I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?"

— Emo Philips

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78 Quotes by Emo Philips

Emo Philips has 78 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was…
I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.
New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said,…
So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.
I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In…
I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

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More Fatalist Quotes

This quote is filed under Fatalist Quotes, one of 7 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

I'm a fatalist. I believe things happen for a reason, that you attract people and situations that are meant to… — Isabel Lucas
Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate, often desperately. He is forever entering… — H. L. Mencken
Whether you like it or not, you're forced to come to the realisation that death is out there. But I… — Clint Eastwood
Life isn't meant to be easy. It's hard to take being on the top - or on the bottom. I… — Richard M. Nixon
A pear should come to the table popped with juice, Ripened in warmth and served in warmth. On terms Like… — Wallace Stevens
I had always been a fatalist about my career. What was to be was to be. — Randolph Scott

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