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You Quotes by Emo Philips
- Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
- You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.
- You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff…
- Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a…
- I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I…
- I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
- People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.
- In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
- I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says,…
- I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she…
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