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Said Quotes by Emo Philips
- New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He…
- I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I…
- Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'
- I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
- I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady...take your purse.'
- I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says,…
- My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
- New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He…
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