"I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I……" — Emo Philips
"I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady...take your purse.'"
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78 Quotes by Emo Philips
Emo Philips has 78 quotes on this site.
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I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was…
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I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said,…
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I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?
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So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
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Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.
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I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
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When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
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Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In…
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I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race -…
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Robespierre, however, was not the type of leader finally destined to emerge from the Revolution.
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Conscience is our unerring judge until we finally stifle it.
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Whatever happens in my life from now on, I know the day I finally die - the final act of…
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I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with…
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Cartoonist was the weirdest name I finally let myself have. I would never say it. When I heard it I…
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Finally, is not liberty the restricting of the law only to its rational sphere of organizing the right of the…
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I've been in movies with Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson - but I was on 'The Simpsons,' and finally, in the…
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