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Night Quotes by Emo Philips
- I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way…
- I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
- I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of…
- I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she…
- My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way,…
More Night Quotes
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- I couldn't sleep one night and I was sitting in my office and I realized that I was an independent filmmaker. — Darren Aronofsky
- Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
- Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very late at… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on… — Paul Auster
- What used to keep me up at night was the fact that I didn't know how I was going to pay the… — Paul Auster
- Look out into the universe and contemplate the glory of God. Observe the stars, millions of them, twinkling in the night sky,… — Sai Baba
- I do Skid Row every night. — Sebastian Bach
- The repose of sleep refreshes only the body. It rarely sets the soul at rest. The repose of the night does not… — Gaston Bachelard
- A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. — Honore de Balzac
- Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the… — Honore de Balzac
- Sometimes I have wrinkles, in the morning. It depends on what kind of night that I had. I accept myself and the… — Antonio Banderas