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- I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.
- Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?
- You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.
- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.…
- I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They…
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
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