"I love to go to the playground and……" — Emo Philips
"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."
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78 Quotes by Emo Philips
Emo Philips has 78 quotes on this site.
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I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was…
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I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said,…
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I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?
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So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
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Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.
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I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
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When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
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Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In…
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More Blanks Quotes
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I don't believe in using too much graphic violence, although I've done it. It's better to be suggestive and to…
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I think the more the listener can contribute to the song, the better; the more they become part of the…
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It's your job as an actor to fill out the blanks. I love doing that. To fill in the bones.
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I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single…
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Life will always remain a gamble, with prizes sometimes for the imprudent, and blanks so often to the wise.
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It is better, however, for his own reputation that the story-teller should risk a few actions for libel on account…
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There are no moral blanks; there are no neutral characters.
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Every man is a missionary, now and forever, for good or for evil, whether he intends or designs it or…
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Every life has its actual blanks, which the ideal must fill up, or which else remain bare & profitless forever.
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The whole idea that the rescue was staged or the soldiers were shooting blanks, that's just obvious stuff. Why would…
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Country music is a form letter. You fi ll in the blanks. You move from one broken heart to the…
— Unknown Author
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In the lottery of life there are more prizes drawn than blanks, and to one misfortune there are fifty advantages.…
— Thomas De Witt Talmage
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