"I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking……" — Emo Philips
"I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint."
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78 Quotes by Emo Philips
Emo Philips has 78 quotes on this site.
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I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was…
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I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said,…
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I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?
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So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
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Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.
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I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
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When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
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Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In…
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More Belly Quotes
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Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if…
— Pietro Aretino
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For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see…
— Diane Ackerman
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Rebellions of the belly are the worst.
— Francis Bacon
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I think we all have a lot of darkness in our bellies. As an actor, the challenge of tapping into…
— Kevin Bacon
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A poor man with nothing in his belly needs hope, illusion, more than bread.
— Georges Bernanos
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Proletarian language is dictated by hunger. The poor chew words to fill their bellies.
— Theodor Adorno
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Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the…
— Elayne Boosler
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What you're going to be eating in the next year is decided by chefs. If the consensus is that pot-bellies…
— Anthony Bourdain
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People came to my parents' parties because they were going to have fun and, if lucky, our mother would belly…
— Sandra Bullock
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I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and…
— Margaret Cho
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I never could stand losing. Second place didn't interest me. I had a fire in my belly.
— Ty Cobb
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There's something that just happens to you when you have a baby, and you look at their little eyes for…
— Hilary Duff
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