Belly Button Quotes

29 quotes by 29 authors

This is quite difficult 'cause I have a really flat head, and so it's quite difficult to get a correct angle. And you can't go… — Robert Pattinson
I have the most perfect belly button. When I stick my fingers in it, I feel a nerve in the center of my body shoot… — Madonna Ciccone
Do you not know that King Kong the first was just three foot six inches tall? He only came up to Faye Wray's belly button!… — Peter O'Toole
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just… — Jessica Simpson
Christianity is alone in thinking that sex is entirely the Devil's business and an offence to God, This is a strange doctrine and almost implies… — Robert Anton Wilson
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out… — Bill Lee
I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint. — Emo Philips
If I could have a Barbie body, which has no cellulite, I totally would. I would like to have a flatter stomach, but that won't… — Holly Madison
I hate my stomach. It's impossible to get it flat, and the area around my belly button drives me crazy. — Carmen Electra
She barely understands her dreams of belly button rings and other kind of things. Symbolic of change, but the thing that is strange, it that… — Jack Johnson
I'm up here in this womb, I'm looking all around. We'll, I'm looking out my belly button window and I see a whole lot of… — Jimi Hendrix
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. — Al Yankovic
Unfortunately, every time someone said â€œdebriefing,â€ the entire flock had one image: someoneâ€™s tighty-whities disappearing in a flash. We were smothering our giggles, but it… — James Patterson
Kylie watched as his shirttail upward, exposing a very hard abdomen. The hem of his shirt inched higher, and she took in the cutest inny… — C.C. Hunter
Iâ€™m going to lie this one right on the line, right here, right now: Iâ€™m pro big pants. Strident feminism NEEDS big pants. Really big.… — Caitlin Moran
People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want… — Rick Riordan
Eventually she came. She appeared suddenly, exactly like she'd done that day- she stepped into the sunshine, she jumped, she laughed and threw her head… — Lauren Oliver
AH!! New belly Button Piercing !!!! I love it! But it hurts when I touch it and take a shower. :( — Meeez
Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside? — Nikhil Saluja
I grab my bare dickin in my skin we feelin good I'm lickin round yo nippleszz. Dick harder dan sum wood I started suckin on… — Pleasure P

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