Lint Quotes

20 quotes by 19 authors

It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest… — Dane Cook
I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint. — Emo Philips
In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's… — Dave Sim
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. — Al Yankovic
She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership). — O. Henry
There was a time when I kept track of it all; when my mind worked like a giant lint brush being swept over the fuzzy… — Susan Orlean
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics. — Steven Wright
'Star Trek' never grabbed me. Every time I hear about Klingons, I think of those little lint balls that stick to your clothes in the… — Regina Brett
Im haunted a little this evening by feelings that have no vocabulary and events that should be explained in dimensions of lint rather than words.… — Richard Brautigan
Donâ€™t you two girls have something better to do, like pick out toe lint? (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Shaun has working his audience into a frenzy down to a science; by the time he's done with them, they get excited by the mysterious… — Mira Grant
Your cat just got cat hair on me.â€ â€œItâ€™s only fair,â€ Min said. â€œYour suit just got expensive suit lint on him. — Jennifer Crusie
No one told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend." "We're Millennium Lint now," Simon protested — Cassandra Clare
Blay said roughly,"I'm still in love with him" Saxton dropped his eyes and brushed at the top of his thigh, as if there might have… — J R Ward
Facebook is like a clothes dryer. You can't put your genes into it until you remove the dirty lint from the filter. — Kenny Floyd
Actually, you *can* handle the truth, provided you wear low lint monofilament polyvinyl chloride dotted nylon gloves. — John Alejandro King From 'The Covert Comic'
Went from lint in my pockets to using money machines. I got my city back popping and they dont want me to leave. — Meek Mill
The fault of upbringing or association, today the son are murders mother, and daughter pulling lint tend to father respect — Mak_786
Within all of us is a varying amount of space lint and star dust, the residue from our creation. Most are too busy to notice… — K O Eckland

Who Wrote These Lint Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 20 Lint Quotes as follows: