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- It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming… — Dane Cook
- I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint. — Emo Philips
- In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do… — Dave Sim
- Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. — Al Yankovic
- She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership). — O. Henry
- There was a time when I kept track of it all; when my mind worked like a giant lint brush being swept… — Susan Orlean
- I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the… — Steven Wright
- 'Star Trek' never grabbed me. Every time I hear about Klingons, I think of those little lint balls that stick to your… — Regina Brett
- Im haunted a little this evening by feelings that have no vocabulary and events that should be explained in dimensions of lint… — Richard Brautigan
- Don’t you two girls have something better to do, like pick out toe lint? (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Shaun has working his audience into a frenzy down to a science; by the time he's done with them, they get excited… — Mira Grant
- Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him. — Jennifer Crusie