Jokes Quotes

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We joke around a lot with our ballclub. — Bill Laimbeer
I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin. — Unknown Author
I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke… — Nancy Sinatra
I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write… — Drew Carey
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Henny Youngman
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! — Billy Connolly
You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. — Dohee
To most ... of us, Russia was as mysterious and remote as the other side of the moon and not much more productive when it… — Herbert York
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive. — Stella Benson
Most jokes state a bitter truth. — Larry Gelbart
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. — Frank Muir
I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest. — Sarah Michelle Gellar
They tell us that we live in a great free republic; that our institutions are democratic; that we are a free and self-governing people. That… — Eugene V. Debs
Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality to it, but… — George Carlin
The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful. — Kurt Vonnegut
People say I'm the life of the party Because I tell a joke or two Although I might be laughing loud and hearty Deep inside… — Smokey Robinson
When I was in high school, I was dating this girl and wanted to make her birthday really special. I showed up early to school… — Dave Franco
We first got marijuana from an older drummer with another group in Liverpool. We didn't actually try it until after we'd been to Hamburg. I… — George Harrison
For what my generation did and went through and so forth, and what these glamour boys earn for what little they play, it's a joke.… — Chuck Bednarik
When it comes to your life's work, you can't take yourself too seriously. Even Jesus had an occasional joke with the boys, take walking on… — Deacon Jones

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